this would literally ruin people’s lives
Love… Of course.
Look Aquaman, I don’t care if you are king of the seas. If you dive headfirst into that pond you’re gonna break your goddamn neck. You’re not king of the laws of physics.
oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents
when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
this is probably one of my favorite jokes in all of western media
FORGETTING TO TAG SOMETHING AND RUSHING TO ADD WHAT YOU FORGOT TO TAG
The two forms of BURD
Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.
there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN